Duncan Blitz could not eat skate. After he and his son patted a manta ray at SeaWorld, there was no way Duncan would eat a gentle friendly creature from that family. It would be like harpooning an angel fish, or poaching a panda. It was getting harder to eat rabbit, and impossible to eat bison. The one so meek and the other so wonderful and strange. Chilean sea bass were overfished and, like Chilean blueberries, left a big air freight footprint. Cows were too dumb to exclude for their intelligence or charm, but most cattle were loaded with hormones, pesticide and poop.
What about lamb chops, grapefruit, coffee, sweetbreads?
Once a hearty omnivore, Duncan Blitz feared he might not find anything okay to eat except a drop of water under a leaf. What to do?
Eat anything you want, Dad, said Eric, and have a good time.
DUNCAN IS EATING ANYTHING HE WANTS:
BREAKFAST:
cafe au lait (Kenya. the milk is certified organic)
fresh pumpernickle bread with sweet butter and real honey
SNACK:
shrimp shumai
beer-singh
LUNCH:
1/2 lb assorted Belgium chocolates
SNACK:
the other half
DINNER:
BURGER AND BEER
CALORIES:
5,023
HAPPY?
YES
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